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Posted on 19th Sep at 12:34 AM, with 143,909 notes

mattharv666:

skankmcmeow:

I see your shifting gaze, that disgusted glance. I know you’re questioning my parenting from across the elementary school assembly.

Let me tell you a little story about the kindergarten student with bright purple hair, my little Raven Marie…

A month before school started she decided to play hair stylist with the craft scissors, and to save what was left I had to opt for a pixie cut. She was absolutely devastated. It was about three hours before she stopped her harsh sobbing and hiccups.

Why?

She has thought that the length of a girls hair was what made her “girly”. I know I’ve personally had many hairstyles around her before, including a purple mohawk, which many people criticized as not being “girly” enough. Media, other children, other parents, and society made it worse. She would randomly burst in tears while out in public for the first week of her new style, screaming that she looked like a boy. That everyone would think she’s a boy.

At one point she took off her bow in her hair, threw it at a cashier and screamed, “I DON’T NEED THIS BOW TO TELL YOU THAT I’M NOT A BOY, BECAUSE I’M NOT”

Proudly stomping away in her blue jean overalls, head held high.

Once we edged closer to the first day of school she kept asking questions like, “Do you think the other kids will like me? Do you think they’ll be my friend? Will they think I’m a boy? Will they pick on me because I have boy hair?”

So I went to the grocery store, bought some dye, and spent the whole night transforming my bright blonde little girl into a plum punk rock fairy. I then assured her that if any of the kids didn’t like her, they were just jealous.

As for you, mothers and teachers with the wandering eyes filled with disgust and judgement, I’m in the business of raising a free spirit.

Here’s to you, Raven Marie. I love you.

Look at how fucking adorable that kid is holy fucking shit

Posted on 18th Sep at 11:38 PM, with 22,334 notes
lsdzeppelin:

lordoftheinternet:

kaelor:

willnsf:

Hmm

What do you mean “hmm”? Like… what is there to even consider?

how he’s comfortable sitting on that germ-infested subway bench with his practically bare ass

I’ll take good care of his ass don’t worry
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lsdzeppelin:

lordoftheinternet:

kaelor:

willnsf:

Hmm

What do you mean “hmm”? Like… what is there to even consider?

how he’s comfortable sitting on that germ-infested subway bench with his practically bare ass

I’ll take good care of his ass don’t worry

Posted on 18th Sep at 11:37 PM, with 3,981 notes
kilkennycat:

Celebration of Halloween 2014!
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kilkennycat:

Celebration of Halloween 2014!

Posted on 18th Sep at 11:35 PM, with 276,082 notes

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

Posted on 18th Sep at 11:35 PM, with 205,114 notes

eatpizzas:

why are 13 year olds these days constantly drinking, smoking weed and having sex?? when i was 13 i had a stable job, a loving wife, 3 good kids, and some savings put away for my retirement. i worry about the younger generation sometimes smh

Posted on 18th Sep at 11:35 PM, with 3,820 notes

did-you-kno:

Marie Antoinette’s last words were “Pardon me, sir. I meant not to do it,” when she accidentally stepped on the foot of her executioner after climbing the scaffold at her beheading. Source

Posted on 18th Sep at 11:23 PM, with 331,197 notes

algeabra:

but what are the perks of being a wallflower

Posted on 18th Sep at 11:17 PM, with 7,500 notes

bionicniall:

Miley Cyrus got fined for 200k for illegal use of the Mexican flag stay in your fucking lane bitch

Posted on 18th Sep at 11:17 PM, with 72,386 notes

There are millions of women world wide who are denied education and reproductive health care and legislative agency on the basis of their womanhood, and yet there are still white women with the audacity to say that feminism is unnecessary because ‘they have all the rights they need’

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